T H E C A L A M I T Y K I D

'You only work in a shop you know. You can drop the attitude." EDINA MONSOON

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

PORTRAITS: PAIGE AND EMILY










P A I G E & E M I L Y

Check out the pro smizing going on. Tyra would be proud.

Thursday, 29 December 2011

STREETSTYLE: GIVE IT SOME LIP.





S T A C E Y

I can't resist dead pale faces with dead dark lipstick. I just can't.

Also, I want that face ring.

Sunday, 25 December 2011

NATURE PHOTOS: EASTBOURNE

"Every hot girl who can aim a camera thinks she's a photographer. Oooooooh, you took a black-and-white picture of a lawn chair and its shadow and developed it at Save-On. You must be so brooding and deep. "
Stewie Griffin













D.I.Y. CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER

MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS SWEETIES!
Obligatory show-off photos of my Christmas presents to follow... if I can be bovvered and do not slip into goose fat induced food coma.

My quote of the year from a jumped up girl who mistakenly took 90s vintage VERY. SERIOUSLY. I rolfed A LOT when she uttered these words. Get over yourself love, it's only a Boy London T-shirt.

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

STREETSTYLE: SECRET CINEMA MUFF!

I love a good Muff. Especially a furry one. No really! I had a super spectacular day out at The Secret Cinema but I'm sworn to secrecy about giving away more details. I can divulge that everyone had made a real effort and embraced the 40s inspired dress code. Lots of dapper folk. Think heavy wool coats, polished brogues, side-partings and three piece suits for the gents with LOTS of fur, red lippie and seamed stockings for the dolls. I had spotted this doll previously, and had kicked myself for not stopping her and asking for a quick snap. Her beautifully conserved 1940s muff was a sight to behold.




Thursday, 8 December 2011