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Yes we know you went there before everyone else did. Yes we know it's full of tossers in tight T shirts at the weekend. Yes we know you have to wait half an hour to pee because the toilets are full of FASHION girls doing m-kat. Yes it's basically a glorified school disco. But where else do you get to dance to Drake and Rihanna at 4am whilst drinking Red Stripe?! Huh?!
P.S. WHAT is with the Efes 'Changing Rooms' style make-over, complete with dodgy murals. WTF?!